Me I guess

tastefullyoffensive:

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Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.

Me near my birthday or christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.

Da fuq

knittinqueen:

myfeelsareeverywhere:

looking for alaska is the best

Everything john green rocks

trisexual-octopus:

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

TEST TUBE BABIES

thebestratio:

She should be taught a lesson